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# 108
Air-Conditioning Hell
A rich man on his death bed asked his wife to bury him without any clothes on. "I know which way I am going," he explianed. "I won't need clothes up there!" When he passed ayay, his wife kept her promise. A few days later, the man's ghost appeared through the window and said, "Get out my winter underwear and my tweed coat, darling. There are so many rich people in Hell now, they have installed air-conditioning."

 
# 109
Filmi Gossip
After Rekha married Mukesh Agarwal, her chief rival in the film industry, Sridevi, was eager to outdo her. She recieved a proposal from a handsome business maganate of the name of Mr. Lal. Sridevi turned down the proposal without bothering to even look at the man. When asked the reason why she had done so, she replied, "I don't wish to be known as Sri Devi Lal."

 
# 110
Laloo Hamara Neta
What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister: 1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai... 2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta 3. National Drink : Fresh Buffalo Milk 4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar 5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (morning) Buffalo Race (evening) 6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va 7. National Toy : A. K. 58 8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare Dozen 9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman 10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart 11. National Recreation : Pro-creation Laloo's Slogan: Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo, Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo

 
# 111
LAST COACH
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway deparrtment was "There should not be last coach in any train".

 
# 112
SHOPPING
One sardar came to madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.it was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the sardar the stereo free of cost. "Our sardar asked whether he will give two."

 
# 113
FUNERAL PROCESSION
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, "Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?" .....comes the reply, "Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar "brain" tumour se mara hai!!!".

 
# 114
HOW TO LOOSE WEIGHT
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."

 
# 115
MY ACHING TOOTH
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

 
# 116
THREE ENGINEERS
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"

 
# 117
SUPERSTITIONS
1st thief : Oh The police is here. Quick Jump out of the window 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry this is no time for superstitions.

 
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