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# 88
Money & Brains
The wife wanted to do some shopping during the day and so, at breakfast she asked her husband for a hundred rupees. "Money, money, money!" he shouted at the top of his voice. "Every day of the week you want more money. If you ask me, I think you need brains more than you need money." "Perhaps so," his wife agreed,"but I asked you for what I thought you had the most of."

 
# 89
Widow's Might
Census Officer: "Mataji, you said your husband died six years ago but you have given the names of two sons aged four and two years respectively." Widow Lady: "I said my husband died six years ago. I didn't say I also died at the same time."

 
# 90
Tit for Tat
Doctor: "I am sorry to say that the cheque you gave me has bounced back." Banta: "It is right doctor, so has my fever."

 
# 91
Langth od Advertisement.
A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm.," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - "I will be ruined," exclaimed the Haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."

 
# 92
Spare Bomb
Two terrorists were driving their Maruti car to the spot where they intended to place the bomb. The one in driver's seat looked very worried. "Natha, what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat blows up before we get to the site?" "Not to worry," replied Natha, "I have a spare one in my attache case."

 
# 93
Invisible Loss
A village tailor suddenly decamped leaving his clients in a quandary. "He took my pant piece with him," complianed Rampal. "He took my suit length with him," complained Ilahi Baksh. Banta Singh had a more serious complaint, "Mera to naap lay kar bhaag gaya".

 
# 94
Pregnant Silence
In the corridor of a government office there was a sign-board reading "Don't make a noise." Someone added the following words: "Otherwise we may wake up."

 
# 95
Conclusion
A group of brave souls were having their first lesson in sky-diving, "What if the parachute doesn't open?" asked one meekely. "That's" said the instructor grimly, "what we call jumping to a conclusion."

 
# 96
Swimming Record
Sardar Santa Singh was Punjab's long distance swimming champion. He had crossed and re-crossed all Punjab's rivers in flood without any difficulty. Somebody told him that if he swam the English Channel, he would earn international fame. So Santa arrived in England and began his swim to France. Half way across the 22-mile channel, he decided he couldn't make it to the French Coast. So he swam the same distance back to England.

 
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