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# 55
Difference in men & women
Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

 
# 56
Cause of Famine
Mr. Sen and Mr. Singh were two good friends. Mr. Sen was thin and Mr. Singh was fat. Mr. Singh: “Yaar Sen, seeing you outsiders would think that there is famine in India. Mr. Sen: “And seeing you, they would know the cause of famine.”

 
# 57
Salary
A Managing Director was interviewing a charming lady for the post of Personal Secretary. Finally he asked the lady what salary she expected? Very modestly she replied “Rs. 2500, Sir.” “With pleasure,” said the Managing Director. “In that case Rs. 3500, Sir,” was the prompt reply by the lady.

 
# 58
Natha Singh
It was evening and Natha Singh sat in the drawing room of the house of his uncle in Jalandhar. Natha Singh was almost all dressed up. He had his socks and shoes on. The turban was nicely tied and the beard was neatly rolled up. He had a necktie around his neck. But he was in his vest and underpants only. Entered his uncle and asked, “Natha, you are sitting almost dressed up, what goes?” Replied Natha, “Uncle I am dressed up, because someone may drop in.” “But you are in your vest and underpants only,” exclaimed the uncle. “Sometimes no one drops in”, replied Natha Singh.

 
# 59
Improvement in India
At an intermediary station on the Bombay route, two mail trains for Bombay and Delhi pulled up. The station being a meal-halt, the trains stopped for a long while; a Sardar heading to Bombay, got into the wrong train going to Delhi. In it he confronted another Sardar. After the initial Sat Sri Akaals, one asks the other the destination and each gives the same. The person on the wring route then exclaims “Oh, what progress India has made! Same train, same compartment, same cubicle, one berth goes to Delhi and the other to Bombay!”

 
# 61
Guts
In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts. The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship.The soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying "See the guts !". Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds.the soldier did as he was told.when he came back from the water the German said "See the guts ". Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The soldier promptly replied, "Am I your dad's servant?". At this the general proudly said "See the guts".

 
# 62
Medicine
Doctor: “Did that medicine I gave your uncle straighten him out?” Man: “Yes, they buried him last week.”

 
# 63
Shape of the world
A man, showing off his knowledge to another asked if he knew what shape the world was. “I don’t know,” said the second. “Give me a clue.” “It is the same shape as the buttons on my jacket”, said the first. “Square,” said the second. “That is my Sunday jacket,” said the first. “I mean my weekday jacket. Now what shape is the world?” “Square on Sunday, round on weekdays,” said the second man.

 
# 64
7 Up
This happened to an American visitor in Madras. In his hotel room he picked up the telephone one night and asked for a 7-Up. The switchboard operator answered in his best English, “7-Up? Yes, Sir.” The cold drink never arrived, the next morning the tourist was woken up punctually at seven o’clock.

 
# 65
BHOLAJI AS BUS DRIVER
Once Bholajee was asked to perform the duty of Bus-Conductor/ticket collector as well as of driver. He accepted both the duties and started performing both the duties. Once Bholajee`s bus gets involved in an accident, and so the police start their investigation with Bholajee. When Bholajee was asked how the accident happened? He replied that "mujhe kya pata main to pichlay hissay main khara hua ticket le raha tha" (I don`t know how it happened I was busy in the back collecting tickets)

 
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