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# 45
Interesting Offer
One morning Santa Singh received a letter in the post warning him, “If you do not send Rs. 50,000 to the above address immediately, we will kidnap your wife and you will never see her again.” Santa Singh sent the following reply, Dear Sir, I do not have Rs. 50,000 but your offer interests me greatly.

 
# 46
Priority
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

 
# 47
Happiest Hour
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."

 
# 48
Suspicion
A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward. One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, "Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?" "Yes, dear," replied the wife, "but the other two are not."

 
# 49
Undying Love
Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love!

 
# 50
Headache
A doctor got a call from a very excited woman, “My son just swallowed ten aspirins, what’ll I do?” He replied, “Give him a headache, what else?”

 
# 51
Lost Ring
Lehna Singh was taking a stroll on a moonlit night when he saw a man searching for something on the ground. “Hey, what are you looking for?” “My ring, Sir, “he replied. “Did you loose it here?” “No, Sir, over there, under that tree. But it is brighter here so I am looking for it here.”

 
# 52
Wonderful Dream
Banta: “Yaar Santa, last night I had a wonderful dream, I saw I was getting married.” Santa: “Last night I also had a wonderful dream. I saw I was getting divorced.”

 
# 53
Democracy
An American and a Russian were arguing about the virtues of communism and democracy. “C’mon man!” said the American. “In a democracy you get to express your views. You have freedom. You know, I can any day call President Bush an idiot!” “What’s so great about that,” said the Russian, unimpressed “so can I!”

 
# 54
Fool
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, you know, I was a fool when I married you. And the husband replied, yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.

 
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