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# 25
THE RICH MAN’S STORY
A young man asked an old rich man how he made all his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1967 and we were living in tough times. I was down to my last Paise. I invested that in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for fifty Paise." "The next morning, I invested those fifty paise in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them in the evening for 1 Rupee. I continued this for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of ten Rupees. "Then my wife's father died and left us One million Rupees."

 
# 26
BHOLA AT “KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI” SHOW
Bhola goes to 'Kaun Banega Karodpati' show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Bholaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?" Bhola : " Pitaaji ke saath". Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?" Bhola : "Hmm.... yes." Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?" Bhola : "Hmm... OK." Amitabh : "Are Bholaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon" Bhola : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"

 
# 27
Bad Times
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What, dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth "I think you're bad luck."

 
# 28
Descendent
A little boy asked his mother, "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?" The mother replied, "I don't know, son, I never met your father's folks."

 
# 29
Second Marriage
The bride was crying. "What's the matter?" asked her friend. "Well," she replied, "I didn't know until after the wedding that he had been married before and had five kids." "That must have come as a shock to you." "Yes, and my four children weren't happy either."

 
# 30
Photograph
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how insurmountable, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you. Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

 
# 31
Curing the husband
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: 'Is that you, Jim?' And that cured him." "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."

 
# 32
Char Bacho Ki Maa
Bholaji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office: 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa'. One day his wife fed up of this answered: ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the husband's witticisms.

 
# 33
Devotion
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that? "I would love to." replied the husband, "but I don't know her well enough."

 
# 34
Noble Prize
Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks Herolal, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

 
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