1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 [ Next 10]
# 15
Winner Takes All
Banta Singh was telling a friend, “Yesterday my wife and I had a terrible fight. I wanted to go to the club; she wanted to go to the movie.” “Which film did you see?” asked his friend.

 
# 16
Mixed up Knowledge
Here is an amusing account of an oral general knowledge test in school. The teacher asked, “What was the name of the last Vicariate of India and what was her hobby?” A girl replied,”Mountess Countbatten. Her hobbies were mounting and counting studs”.

 
# 17
Matrimonial Preference
There was a time when I used to carefully scan matrimonial advertisements, not to look for a wife but just to find out what others were looking for in their life partners. I gave up wasting my time on them many years ago. When I casually glance at them I am surprised to find they are dividing the categories by caste, profession and nationality. The latest categorization has been brought to my attention by T.R Rishi; apparently living in South Delhi has acquired status of acceptability. Three ads from The Hindustan Times state clearly “residing in South Delhi”. Preference for South Delhities.” One adds a clarification “affluent South Delhi family”.

 
# 18
Evolving into a Man
One Chimpanzee studying the palm of another: “I see a grim future for you. You’re going to evolve onto a man.”

 
# 19
Helping American
On a rain-soaked night, an infant tumbled over the railings of the Howrah Bridge and fell into Hooghly River below. The weather did not prevent hundreds of Calcuttans from flocking over the rails and watching the proceedings, but no one attempted to save the drowning child. At last an old American tourist jumped into the river and did the saving. Later, when he was being interviewed by the radio and the T.V; complimented on his bravery and asked to say something; he roared at them saying, “Bring forward the rascal who pushed me from behind.”

 
# 20
DUMPED
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following: "Regret can not remember which one is you... please keep your photo and return the others."

 
# 21
Why did u make woman ?
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

 
# 22
THE MOURNER
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, and then replied, "My wife's first husband."

 
# 23
Nice Detective
Herolal has to leave the city on business and he entrusts with his best friend, Bhola, the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately. After about a week of no news Herolal received a telegram: "The man who comes to visit your wife every night didn't show up yesterday..."

 
# 24
Laloo Joke
Once Laloo was coming out of an airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "Wait, please." Lalloo said, "65 kilo," and moved on...

 
Page 2 of 54    Total found: 536